William Girdler.com: Patty's award-winning biographical website on cult filmmaker William Girdler. This will be a book very shortly, so catch it while it's hot. Also, feel free to grab a copy of the Asylum of Satan DVD, which features liner notes and audio commentary by Patty.

Charm City Diva: Leslie gone wild! Patty's former roommate's neato website.

CeMego: A mind-melting website by Chad, an old college friend. Also check out Steve's site.

Colonial Metal: Art used to work here with Ned and Charlie. Ned owns the joint, so you should compliment him on his fine artwork.

Tony and Lisa's Eco-Village: Patty's designing this site for our friends/neighbors Tony and Lisa.

Meda: Steve Peters' latest comic book collaboration.

Ozzy Lookalike: Don Wrege looks a lot like Ozzy, and does he ever flaunt it! A very funny fellow.

Cornucopia of Art & Patty Net Haunts

Bad Movies.org: A cool movie website created by an equally great guy who's been very supportive of Patty's Girdler website.

Joe Bob Briggs: Another fellow who's been very supportive. One of Patty's favorite funny writers.

Wild and Woolly Video: I wish we had a video joint like this in my town. Patty designed the main site, too.

Cosmic Therapy: Comic books and other fun. Home of Sirius Entertainment, Patty's old comic book publisher.

The Red Elvises: Our favorite band should be YOUR favorite band.

American Song-Poem Archive: We've traveled halfway across the country to hear Song-Poems. One of our favorite guilty pleasures.

The Oddball Auditorium Archive: The most amazing collection of insane music ever compiled ... closed its doors in September 2004. Until it returns, visit THIS BLOG.

Dana Countryman: A superb assembly of interviews and images related to cheeseball music.

David Sylvian.net: Sylvian used to be one of Patty's favorite musicians. He's released nothing but pretentious crap lately, but this site has plenty of material from when he was good.

The Damned: One of Art's favorite bands. He's especially fond of Captain Sensible (who hates David Sylvian).

Andrew Bird's Bowl Of Fire: Another Patty music fave.

Lords of Acid: Lords of Acid haven't been the same since Jade4U left. But their old stuff is still fun.

Freeworld: Website honoring the late great Kirsty MacColl.

Flute and Guitar.com: Art and Patty make beautiful music together as a result of the sheet music available on this site.

Monster Engine: Oh my God, is this project brilliant or what?! A must-see. That's the amazing Dave Devries, by the way, who was one of the three most interesting artists I met while doing comic books.

Steve Ellis: Steve was my favorite person working in comics when I was putting out Kiss and Tell. I was and I remain in awe of his talents ... he's truly one of the best. I imagine he's still a little peeved at me for fleeing the comic book world without even saying a polite 'goodbye,' so go check out his site and make it up to him for me.

Brendan Monroe: Nifty art!

Periodic Table of Comic Books: Comic books organized by their corresponding elements.

Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers: The site's title speaks for itself.

Villain Supply: Your source for everything evil. If you want to bump off James Bond, this is the place to buy gear.

Banzai Institute: Buckaroo Banzai's website. One of Art's faves.

Extreme Weezils: Art and Patty have three pet ferrets, and this is their ferrets' favorite website.

Neil Gaiman: The reigning king of fantasy writers. There's a long story about Patty, Gaiman, and a Barbie Whistle Torch, but it would take way too much effort to explain it.

Encyclopedia Mythica: Huge mythology and folklore database.

Reason: Though she's not a libertarian, Patty enjoys this mag.

Spinsanity: The best unbiased media watchdog duo ... has retired as of 2005. Very depressing.

Muppet Central: Who doesn't like Muppets?

The Book of Habidabad: Superb website dedicated to The Dark Crystal, Patty's favorite movie.

Weird Al Yankovic: Homepage of the Al-Mighty.

Font Diner: You'll recognize many of the fonts Patty uses if you visit this site. Lovely fonts at reasonable prices.

Webmonkey: "Everything I know about html I learned at Webmonkey." A solid web design resource, if a bit out of date.

Draft Wesley Crusher: Why not? He's as qualified as Arnie.

Brains On Film: Funny cult movie site by crazy Kentuckians. Not for the easily offended. ADULTS ONLY!

Shocking Videos: Another great resource for rare films. Make sure to check out their line of Turkish movies! ADULTS ONLY!

Sam Spade.org: Patty uses this site to stalk people online. A great web resource.